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2004-06-16 12:45:22-05
 
 
  
Neutronics

I've heard from various trusted sources on other redbull internet discussion boards that Redbull was originally formulated by the US Army for the D-Day invasion of 1944. Apparently the formula was captured by the Nazis before the US Army could circulate redbull into sea or combat rashions but they were suspicious of its safety and decided to test it on concentration camp subjects instead. Imagine how different the "Saving Private Ryan" intro could have been with some studly GI's popping back on redbull b4 their landing craft doors swung open. I"m sure there would have been a lot fewer casualties...that stuff really gives you wings. Many modern MREs have powdered redbull for mixing with cantene water, especially for GIs stationed on the North Korean border. I think the next redbull commercial should be the intro to "Saving Private Ryan" only Tom Hanks pops back a Thai Redbull as they storm the beaches of normandy. As people drop dead beside him he calmly asseses the situation, master of all he observes. He saves one can of Redbull for Private Ryan all through the movies until he finally can't stand it and he drinks that can,..then offs himself in guilt. In the End Private Ryan becomes CEO of REdbull and ODs in a bathroom stall at a nightclub. Redbull is found in his bloodstream.


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