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User Number: 2548
Date Created:5.3.00
Number of Posts: 2,528

Joyce is the Metro Goddess of Seattle and a budding seamstress, Southern charm in a gritty world. She is prone to falling back into her accent, self-deprecation, fits of fabric neediness, and falling for people who don't quite deserve her.
Strengths: Cleavage, giggles, bouncing, unfailing generosity, cleavage, and spluttering speechlessness.
Weaknesses: Other folks' cleavage, people who need rescuing, fabric, cookbooks, Vin Diesel, Angelina Jolie, and bad 80's music.
Special Skills: Panicking, sewing, bouncing, Metro-guidance, and saying nice things about other people.
Weapons: The Where To Turn Book of Smiting (+5). The Sewing Machine of Doom (+2, neg trait Unwieldy). The Cleavage of Joyce (+5, +7 against Anjela).
Team Alliance: Sheeplass, the Knitter. Gypsy, the Crocheter. Joyce, the Seamstress.

Together....they are..... The Geek.Girls!

...or maybe just a rogue astrological chart....either way :)